Trust me, I have no intention of fooling you. I'm just trying to write something today without making a fool out of myself. I know it's a tradition to try and fool everyone around you on this date, but this is not one of them.
But what if I was about to fool you? How would I make most out of April fools? Trusting anything out of ordinary you could come across today would be foolish. And it's really hard to fool somebody already suspecting it.
So I would be a fool trying to pass something extraordinary to you in such case. I would need something plausible to fool you, something that could actually happen any day. Something that has roots in real life, with a hint of truth could actually make it through your foolproof mind.
I'm not really into this all foolishness, so I'm not even going to try coming up with something that elaborate. In the end, I couldn't fool everybody anyway and it would be exposed soon enough.
Don't let anybody fool you reading through some nonsense. For example a post that doesn't have much of a content except fooling you reading a fool in every sentence.